Old Fruitmarket

Urzila Carlson

Tickets: £26.70 (includes booking fee and restoration fund)

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Box office telephone: 0141 353 8000
Dates and times: Saturday 8th Nov 2025
8:00pm
Age: 16+ years
Venue: Old Fruitmarket

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Tickets On Sale: 10am Friday 28 February 2025

Live Nation Presents

URZILA CARLSON

YOU DON’T SAY – 2025 UK TOUR

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the You Don't Say' Tour.

"You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

2025 has started with a bang for Urzila, staring in the NETFLIX rom-com Kinda Pregnant alongside Amy Schumer and Wil Forte, which was viewed 25.1 million in its first week, making it the most-watched title on Netflix from Feb. 3 to Feb. 10 and the number 1 movie globally.

Her new tour arrives hot on the heels of her 2023 and 2024 totally sold-out UK Tours. A fan favourite on season 2 of Taskmaster NZ in New Zealand, now airing on Channel 4. In 2024, Urzila made her UK TV debut last year, appearing on QI. An undeniable tour de force of the comedy world, Urzila hasn't stopped since taking to the comedy stage. She has sold out seasons in the UK, Canada, The United States, Australia, New Zealand and Europe.

“I couldn’t be more excited to be back on tour in the UK and Ireland, the audiences here are always incredible, and this time, I’ve got some new surprises in store that I can’t wait to share. It’s going to be bigger, bolder, and funnier than ever.” - Urzila Carlson

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Booking Information

A 12% booking fee is included in the ticket price, as advertised. At check-out this fee will be shown separately for receipt purposes and to ensure the face value of your ticket is correct. Prices are subject to change. Prices may vary on the night of a show. Transactions fees may vary depending on event.

Dispatch Charges

E-tickets - Free of charge
Fulfilment Fee - £1.95

Transaction Charges apply as follows

Online up to £1.50

Phone up to £1.75

Counter/ In Person: Free

Tickets Booking Line:
0141 353 8000.
Lines open Monday-Saturday 09:00-17:00 (excluding Bank Holidays). Please check opening hours over any Bank Holiday period.

To view the full Ticket Purchase Policy please click here

Restoration fund

From 1 September 2024, for any new events going on sale at our Concert Halls venues (Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, City Halls and Old Fruitmarket and Kelvingrove Bandstand), a new Restoration Fund of £1.50 per ticket may be added at checkout. To view the full Restoration Fund T&Cs please click here

Accessible toilets

There are accessible toilets located to the right of the entrance to the auditorium on the ground floor and on the balcony adjacent to the Candleriggs Bar.

Assistance dogs

Guide and assistance dogs are welcome and are allowed in the auditorium.

Wheelchair access

Lift access to all floors.

There are designated spaces for wheelchair users. A companion is welcome to sit with you.

There is a wheelchair to borrow. To borrow a wheelchair, please ask a member of staff.

Baby changing

There is a baby changing unit within the accessible toilet located to the right of the entrance to the auditorium on the ground floor.

Baby feeding

Available on request

Cloakroom

The cloakroom is located on the 1st floor next to the toilets. There is a £1 charge (only open for events or where a client has requested the facility)

Parking

On street, metered parking and nearby multi-storey

Free wifi

There is free public Wifi access. To connect, visitors have to register with the Old Fruitmarket Public Wifi which should pop up on their browser. After that visitors will only need their password for future uses.

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Location Map

Part of the City Halls complex the Old Fruitmarket is an incredibly versatile venue. Visit the Old Fruitmarket's venue hire webpage to find out more.

box_office_enquiries@glasgowlife.org.uk 0141 353 8000